The new Pirates was pretty fucking sweet. I thought it wasn't going to be very good, but I was impressed. Maybe I had low expectations but there were some great little plot twists, along with predictable ones. Johnny Depp was great as always and Penelope Cruz was an incredible addition. The one thing I didn't really like was the lack of the stupid love mess between Kira Nightly and Orlando Bloom, they were much more comical and light hearted. Kira Nightly also made a much better Pirate than Penelope Cruz. But overall I was impressed and y'all should definitely go see it. Best part about it was this whole new part with the mermaids which added a lot of hot actresses in very little clothing, no clothing in fact. They have a thirst for human flesh but you know, it wouldn't be a bad way to go. Making out with a hottie right before she consumes you... Above Gemma Ward
Astrid Berges-Frisbey, New to the acting scene, and smoking in this movie, She's the main mermaid so you get to see a lot of her, literally.
Breanne Beth Berrett, Only in one scene in the movie, but she makes it worth your while. Overall I give it an 8/10
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