This doesn't quite qualify as an Idiot of the day more like idiot of the year.
My roommate freshman year was quite the interesting head case. In his time he:
1) Decided it was a good idea to dive out a window head first.
2) Broke his phone and disappeared for 36 hours almost resulting in me calling to police and reporting missing persons.
3) Fell asleep while getting head, enough said.
4) Passed out outside the dorms in the bushes.
5) Fell over while hugging a friend resulting in that friend getting stitches on the back of his head and a concussion.
6) Broke or lost about 5 phones
7) Decided to get down on all fours and yell Vagina as loud as possible in the hallway then almost broke a friends knee running away.
8) My personal favorite, thought it would be a great idea to put on a woman's swimsuit and build a slip-n-slide in the hallway with dish soap and a black tarp.
It was a great idea until half a bottle of Absolut was added into the equation.
Absolut + slip-n-slide = hospital visit with a major cut above the eye. Upon walking back from one of the slides he slipped and smacked his face on a door frame.
The whole time he was in the hospital he was commenting on the nurses breasts and doing sit-ups. This occurred on his birthday, Solid.
2) Broke his phone and disappeared for 36 hours almost resulting in me calling to police and reporting missing persons.
3) Fell asleep while getting head, enough said.
4) Passed out outside the dorms in the bushes.
5) Fell over while hugging a friend resulting in that friend getting stitches on the back of his head and a concussion.
6) Broke or lost about 5 phones
7) Decided to get down on all fours and yell Vagina as loud as possible in the hallway then almost broke a friends knee running away.
8) My personal favorite, thought it would be a great idea to put on a woman's swimsuit and build a slip-n-slide in the hallway with dish soap and a black tarp.
It was a great idea until half a bottle of Absolut was added into the equation.
Absolut + slip-n-slide = hospital visit with a major cut above the eye. Upon walking back from one of the slides he slipped and smacked his face on a door frame.
The whole time he was in the hospital he was commenting on the nurses breasts and doing sit-ups. This occurred on his birthday, Solid.
There are plenty other stories but those are my highlights. But though all that, somehow, he was awarded with a Most Improved Award from his athletic team.
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