If you are being escorted by your arm out of a dorm by a police officer, do not punch them.
Last night while on my way to get some late night wings at the dining commons, I witnessed probably the largest act of stupidity. Some girl was being escorted out of the elevator by a female police officer. The girl stopped moving and the officer pushed her a little to get her moving, to which the girl said
"Push me again and I'll hit you!" Umm ok hot shit, you punch a police officer you're dead....
The police officer responded with, as you can imagine, "You hit me and I will arrest you." This friendly banter went on for a little while until, again, the girl stopped and the officer pushed her for the second time. The girl then attempted a wild haymaker, which, as you can imagine, missed and pissed off the officer. The police officer dove the girl attempted another haymaker and they went crashing into the wall. They struggled out the lobby doors and the scuffle went on until 4 more cop cars came and the girl was locked up in the back of the police car and I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
This has been the first edition of "What Not To Do" starting off your week.
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