So Maxim Hot 100 came out this past week, and I had some complaints. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley #1? My ass. I decided to make my own top 100 and reduce it to the Slammin' 10. Starting off we have several categories that need being mentioned.
A member that should not be on Maxim Top 100: Jwoww
Since Kate Middleton made hot 100, I decided to give her sister a spot: Pippa Middleton
Flashback: Jennifer Aniston
I wish I was Russell Brand: Katy Perry
LESBIAN!!! Amber Heard
Borderline Illegal: Selena Gomez
And now for the main event!
10) Hayden Panettiere, I Love You Beth Cooper.
9) Scarlett Johansson, Iron Man 2....Yup.
8) Amber Lancaster, Giving R.J. the Burger.
7) Minka Kelly, Eat shit Derek...Jeter.
6) Dianna Agron, Secretly a Jew.
5) Natalie Portman, Actually a Jew.
4) Kate Beckinsale, One word, Ass!
3) Olivia Wilde, Oops, I blinked.
2) Adriana Lima, Victoria Secret all day!
1) Bar Refaeli, Leonard DiCaprio, you slayed this, now get an Oscar.
Props to Fritobandito & 2-Me
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damn! Adriana Lima should be first!!
ReplyDeleteMy girl selena looking fine as ever. i hate justin beieber but props for that one.
ReplyDeletei wish i could make amber heard straight
ReplyDeletethey couldve gotten a better one of pippa but that one is funny! lol
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