Baseball Slide....In A Mini Pool

Some dumbass kid just jumped into the mini pool set up from the bbq earlier today, awesome. It only took a bet of 6 beers, $20 (between 4 people), and a shot, with 3 beers in the system. Absolutely awesome.
An outside source, aka best friend of this dumbass, says "So ah, to be honest I didn't think he would actually do it, it wasn't until I saw him running forward like an maniac. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I though he was all talk however, he proved he's got some balls. Conference over!"

I caught up with the dumbass and this is what he had to say. "Listen, sometimes you just need to jump into the kiddie pool at berk. In response to the previous comment, im not a pussy like that kid, when I say shit I do it. To quote the great Forest Gump, and thats all I have to say about that"

Facebook status of the Late Night Master:
Ryan Pipczynski
Yea, so to that student that jumped into the display pool tonight in the hopes that I would freak out, yell kick and scream and chase after you, all the while making a scene...I peed in it last night.

Just a normal night at UMass!

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