H.A.N.D.

H.A.N.D. my very own brand, I am looking forward to launching it mid summer and have been working on some pretty sweet designs. Hopefully I will have multiple colors of trucker hats, 3 to 5 shirts, and a bunch of stickers. There are several stickers currently at Got Sole in Jamaica Plain, Boston. The idea came to me in high school, a good friend of mine and I had hopes of starting a street art crew with tons of original designs, many having to do with HAND. We had and still have countless images with hands doing things. Hands shooting guns, hands putting on puppet shows, hands representing flowers, and also many political images not involving hands at all.


I would really appreciate it if everyone that reads this post fans my page, I am single handedly doing everything. It is all original art, everything is copy written by me, everything is promoted, edited, and ordered by me, and I will be paying for everything myself. The support will be greatly appreciated. Click here for the Facebook page, join, become a fan!

A special previously unreleased image, hope you like it.


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Pirates Of The Caribbean 4

The new Pirates was pretty fucking sweet. I thought it wasn't going to be very good, but I was impressed. Maybe I had low expectations but there were some great little plot twists, along with predictable ones. Johnny Depp was great as always and Penelope Cruz was an incredible addition. The one thing I didn't really like was the lack of the stupid love mess between Kira Nightly and Orlando Bloom, they were much more comical and light hearted. Kira Nightly also made a much better Pirate than Penelope Cruz. But overall I was impressed and y'all should definitely go see it. Best part about it was this whole new part with the mermaids which added a lot of hot actresses in very little clothing, no clothing in fact. They have a thirst for human flesh but you know, it wouldn't be a bad way to go. Making out with a hottie right before she consumes you... Above Gemma Ward

Astrid Berges-Frisbey, New to the acting scene, and smoking in this movie, She's the main mermaid so you get to see a lot of her, literally.

Breanne Beth Berrett, Only in one scene in the movie, but she makes it worth your while.

Overall I give it an 8/10

22"s

Tanks for Nothing

Aight so heres the story, today me and my buddy went to the mall to pick some stuff up and I came across this tank. Something about it was just screaming that I needed to buy it so I did. But now Im not sure how I feel about, I havent worn a tank top in like 10 years and Im not really sure what to think. Are tanks coming back in style? Like obviously basketball jerseys are still cool, but what about tanks? thats like a horse of a whole different color. Regardless I know I look damn good in just about everything, but I cant get a feel for this tank, like I feel like kinda queer wearing it, but at the same time I feel like I pull it off. I dont know, what do you guys think? Are tanks coming back or do I look like I belong in San Francisco drinking wine coolers and talking about my feelings?

P.S. sorry about the myspace mirror pic, im sure thats not helping my case, but when your alone and have a blog to write you gotta do what you gotta do

Peace, Love, and Rage

Nick

VH1 Storytellers

Kanye West, hands down my favorite rapper/producer/singer alive. In my opinion anything he touches is straight fire! All the singles, all the albums, all the songs featuring him, everything. One thing that was for the most part overlooked is his live performance on VH1 Storytellers. People talk about this and that, best live album ever, on and on and on. Well this album is the best live recording I have ever heard. It was recorded in 2009 and released in January of 2010. For those of you who don't know what VH1 Storytellers is, it is basically a life performance by certain performers in more intimate setting with the goal of recording it and producing it well. Much like MTV Unplugged, but without it being acoustic. On this album, Kanye performs with a full orchestra and a slight autotune. He talkes about how certain songs came to be, and what they mean. He tells stories, hence Storytellers, and occasionally just freestyles verses. The combination of the autotune, the orchestra, and raw talent makes for the best album ever. I will be listening to this album when I'm 110. This album will be played at my funeral, I will be buried with this shit. This album is, in my opinion, I know some people hate Kanye and his attitude, but this album, in my opinion is the greatest album on the face of the earth.

MUST DOWNLOAD



Track List:
See You In My Nightmares
Robocop
Flashing Lights
Amazing
Touch The Sky
Say You Will
Good Life
Heartless/Pinocchio Story
Stronger

And No Matter What You'll Never Take That From Me, My Reign Is As Far As Your Eyes Can See, It's Amazing

22"s

Big Things Poppin'

We've got huge news coming tomorrow. Big things in store for this blog. Please continue supporting us, and be sure to tell others to check us out. We're growing and need to accommodate our recent success. Stay tuned for more information

Thank you

Frank Ocean - Nostalgia, Ultra

This might be the most impressive album I have seen in a while. Nostalgia Ultra is the debut album from Frank Ocean, a member of Tyler, The Creator's group OFWGKTA (Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All) or Odd Future. Frank Ocean is an artist from New Orleans who moved to LA after Hurricane Katrina. He originally was associated with Def Jam but, feeling ignored, he left and joined Tyler, The Creator. This album is incredible. Ranging from back beats like Hotel California to Coldplay, MGMT to Mr. Hudson. The album is raw, emotional, and filled with exceptional stories. In "Novacane" he talks about a porn star who wants to be a dentist. When he was asked what genre his album was he said it was a combination of bluegrass and death metal. I'd say death metal is a little far, but a mix between bluegrass and R&B is believable.

This album is a MUST DOWNLOAD

Songs I Like:
Novacane
Songs For Women
American Wedding

"Its like you are fucking deep in the ocean" -Eric Zeimetz

22"s

Now Trending

I dont know how many of our followers are as technologically savy as I am, but im all about new technology and social media. Because of this every once in a while (whenever I'm bored) when something good, funny, or just plain rediculous is trending on Twitter imma let you know about it.

Todays exemplary trends are

1.) #Sometimesyouhaveto.......give girls a reason to get all emontional with tweets like "#Sometimesyouhaveto fight for what you love <3" or "#Sometimesyouhaveto trust your heart"

2.) #Shemighthaveadick........ Yup, pretty much explains itself

3.)#Itshardwhen.......nothing real special about this one unless you have friends like mine "#Itshardwhen I wake up, usually"

4.) #PatriceBergeron...... WELCOME BACK

Peace, Love, and Rage

"still working out a few nickname options"

Follow Us on Twitter!

Follow the guys of Your Girlfriend's Favorite Blog on Twitter. Our day to day thoughts and activities are just as exciting and interesting as the posts on the site!

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Still looking for a female writer for the site. We want someone who can post numerous times per week, and has original, interesting content. So if you feel like you can make a contribution, and help YGFB get bigger and better, contact Kyle Farnworth for information.

Netflix Instant Movie Review: Growing Op

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Netflix Instant Movie Review

Every day I'm gonna try to do a Netflix Instant Movie review for your pleasure. I watch a shit ton of instant movies on netflix because I stole my friends account and I cant get movies in the mail so I'm stuck with these shitty Instant Movies. I figured that the majority of our readers are in college, and the majority of college students have a netflix account cause the only thing to do at school is study, party, and watch movies. So over the next couple weeks im going to be reviewing all kinds of movies and documentaries to let u know whats good, whats decent, and what made me want to tear out my eyeballs. Also im going to try some sort of ranking system but I havent figured that out yet, so stay tuned

Peace, Love, and Rage

"still no nickname"

Farmville, seriously?

I had to blog about what is going on in the BCC library in New Bedford right now. I'm sitting here, minding my own business, with my Management book in front of me. Your boy has ONE more final, and then I'm officially on summer vacation. There was one computer in the library left, so I took it. These two girls to my left, both around 35ish years old, are obnoxiously playing Farmville. "OMG YOU JUST SENT ME A CHICKEN!" "NO! You want that! Go get that that's money!" Literally everybody in this library is wearing headphones so they don't have to deal with this shit, but I'm that kid that thought people actually came here to study. I'm literally two and a half hours away from my summer vacation, and this is what I have to deal with.

UPDATE: The chicks playing Farmville literally just got told by the librarian to leave because they were being too loud and obnoxious. Kicked out of the library because of excessive Farmville. I couldn't make this shit up

Merchandise and our own domain is on the way. Big things. Also, I haven't found exactly what I'm looking for in a female writer, so if you are interested make sure to hit me up.

fuego.

Idiot Of The Day #3

Facebook has officially taken over the world. A poor little child will now be scared for the rest of her life with the name "Like." Lior Adler and his wife Vardit, from Israel, have decided to name their daughter "Like" because of their desire to find a new name that was unique and going to be the first of its kind in the country. The couple believe that the name "Like" is a modern interpretation of the word love. Ahava, the Hebrew word for love, has become replaced, in the opinion of the couple, with the like button on facebook and using this modern reinterpretation they came to the conclusion that like is love. So with that in mind they named their daughter "Like."

Are you f***ing kidding!?!? Naming your daughter Love is bad enough, when did it become ok to name her Like? Dont get me wrong there are some terrible names out there. Dick Trickle for example, a former NASCAR driver, absolutely horrid. Apple, another bad one. But this one comes in a close second to "Like," Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow. Thats not even clever, you made up a word in the attempt at being funny, that child will be shat on her entire life.

So todays Idiot of the day has to go to Vardit and Lior Adler for reminding us why certain people just shouldn't have children. Part of caring for a child is not setting them up for disaster, poor girl doesn't even have a chance.



Cheers to Dick Trickle for making a name for yourself.

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Thanks to Krista

Jay Pharoah

I absolutely had to post these two impersonation videos. Listen, I've always loved impersonations because I am so terrible at them. I can't do an accent to save my life, besides my own. But this guy is ON POINT with every person he does. Frank Caliendo was good at impressions, but this guy, in my opinion, blows him away. Check these out. You won't regret it. I sat here for 20 minutes and watched everything I could find.

fuego. fuego. fuego.

Best Adam Sandler Movies

1.) Happy Gilmore

So heres the deal, a bunch of people are probably gonna say that Billy madison should be number one cause its funnier, or the chick is hotter, or some other bullshit, but know what fuck you this is my post and this is by far my favorite Adam Sandler movie. For all those who doubt me just think of the all the memorable one liners and hilarious scenes in Happy Gilmore. I saw this movie for the first time when I was like six years old and I can still quote it to this day, not only that but the plot is hilarious and the role of loveable idiot fits Adam Sandler to a T. Like I could literally imagine him playing golf in a Bruins jersey and Timberland boots in real life. Not to mention Ben Stiller's character in Happy Gilmore may be one of the best performances of his career (excluding heavyweights). And to top it all of with a cameo by the king of gameshows himself Bob Barker, fucking genius.

Memorabale quotes - "The price is wrong, Bitch", "Mistah Mistah get me outta hereeee"

2.) Billy Madison snatched up the number two spot on this list because it was Adam Sandler's first real breakout movie. This movie was basically a springboard for his magically hilarious career. The plot is pure comedy from the loveable retard Billy Madison to Eric the douchebag everyone hated who later got shot by a cross dressing Steve Buscemi (googly eyes from Mr. Deeds). Plus who could forget the straight up dime piece Veronica Vaughn, I know for sure if she was my teacher I would be staying late every day for some extra credit if you know what I mean. Even Chris Farley was in this hilarious coming of age tale, come on you cant go wrong with Chris Farley, not now not never.

Memorable quotes - "T-t-t-t-t-t-today junior", "He called the shit poop", "O Doyle rules"

3.) Are you guys starting to get the picture here? Once again Adam Sandler produces more comedic genius as the loveable retard in Water Boy. People ask why his recent movies kinda suck, Ill tell you why, its cause hes trying to be take on serious roles. Fuck that shit, I could watch Adam Sandler act like a complete dumbass 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Its what he was put on Gods great earth to do and thats why Water Boy gets to be number 3. As far as im concerned Water Boy is one of the last great Adam Sandler movies. Also this gets number three because of Henry Winkler's (aka The Fonz) role as the coach, teaching us all about the medulla oblangota, and the first apperance of Rob Schneider as the "You can do it" guy.

Memorable quotes - "No you're wrong Colonel Sanders", "My Momma says", "Water sucks, Gatorade is better"

4.) Big Daddy was a bit of a different role for Adam Sandler, but he most deffinitely pulled it off. Playing less of the loveable retard and more of the cool dad, Sandler was able to make you fall in love, laugh, cry, and break your heart all in one movie. Plus the little kid in this movie was the shit, like honestly if that kid was my child for a week there is no way in fuck I'd give him up. Well that was until I learned that Julien/Frankenstein was played by those little Disney Channel bitches from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. But anyways, as usual this movie included a part for all of Sandler's buddies, and Rob Schneider straight killed it as the foreign delivery man. Last but not least you can't forget the Layla, less of a straight up freak like Veronica Vaughn, but deffinitely wifey material. Oh yea and did I mention Jon Stewart is in it too?

Memorable quotes - "Hip hop, hip hop anonymous?", "How do you like them old saggy balls?"

5.) Rounding of the list is the wedding singer. Im not gonna lie, the inspiration for this list came to me when me and my buddy may or may not have been intoxicated off 40's of OE while watching Water Boy, and the first time we made it we completely left this gem out. Adam Sandler plays a wedding singer named Robbie Hart and to this day I still dont know if hes a good or bad singer, but what I can tell you is that once again he is one funny ass motherfucker. Listen, this movie gets the number five spot because not only was it funny but it made me feel good too. Like if goofy looking egg headed Adam Sandler can be stealing bitches like Drew Barrymore, who like Adam Sandler's singing is questionably hot, from rich ass Ricky Martin looking dudes then I feel good about my chances of snagging myself a fine piece of ass. Also you can't forget about Drew Barrymore's character's cousin Holly. Bitch was a damn smoke and a freak on top of that. If I was Robbie I woulda deffinitely hit that like theres no tomorrow, but thats a another story for another day. Most importantly Adam Sandler rocked the ill jheri curl in the Wedding Singer, and for that this movie made my top 5.

Memorable quotes- "So your name would be Julia Gulia?", "You should write a song about this and call it, I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other peoples business"

That is all

Peace, Love, and Rage

IN THE FACE!!

Wait for it... Wait for it...

Death by Mentos! by lemarswayer

So this is what these guys like to do in their spare time. How awkward of an explosion was that? How do you miss the cap on the throw to the ground? It's literally like three feet to the ground and somehow this guy fucks it up. I'm almost happy it hit his friend in the face because somebody had to pay for this stunt. What a perfect shot.

fuego.

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Tyler Seguin is knee-deep in pussy right now.

The 19 year old phenom went off last night, scoring two goals and two assists in the second period alone. Finally getting an oppurtunity to play because of Patrice Bergeron's concussion, the kid made the most of it and put on an incredible performance to will the Bruins to a Game 2 victory. Listen, I'll be the guy to say it, I don't care. This kid's gonna be the next Sidney Crosby or something. I don't know much about hockey, but what I watched last night was incredible. I'm personally one of those people that doesn't watch regular season hockey, nor do I watch any other team besides the Bruins in the playoffs, but if this kid is as good as I think he is that will easily change come next season.

Also, what's up with Jeremy Roenick? He just strikes me as one of those guys who was nasty at his sport but just shouldn't be an analyst. He just bugged out and I can't handle that shit during a hockey game.

fuego.

Bar Refaeli, Bar None

El Pres is the man haha, and he agrees with me, Bar Refaeli, hottest woman alive for sure. "Bar none." I dont know if I agree with him saying the Adriana Lima is "an idiot statement" she is smoking! But anyways, Pres is the man, I respect him, this blog shit is hard, he's built quite an empire. DO WORK!

(Post about Bar Refaeli)

22"s

Watch The Throne

For those of you who don't know, Watch the Throne is going to a collaboration between Jay-z and Kanye West. There have been talks about this album for around a year now and it is dropping very soon. The original release date was some time in January but, deciding to record a couple new songs, Hova and Yeezy postponed the date. During the week of Feb 11 the two rap superstars rented out an entire floor in a hotel in NYC dedicated to finishing up the album. There are many reports and speculations as to when the album will be released and what songs will be on it. Monster featuring Nicki Minaj was going to be on Watch the Throne but Kanye used it on his latest album. The only song that has been 100% confirmed is "H.A.M." (Hard as a Mothafucka) But it is assumed that "That's My Bitch" (Track is on fire! Must Download) as well as "Power (Remix)" will also be on the album. On a side note, I don't know what is going on but all the youtube links are off, people have altered them, either slowed them down or sped them up!

Probably my favorite music video, put it on 1080 and full screen that shit!

This album has potential to be amazing, quite possibly the best thing that has happened, ever. H.A.M. is hard, obviously, but I feel like the rest of the album is going to be coming harder.

Let's Go!!

22"s

First Blog Ever

Starting right now on my 20th birthday I, Nicholas Bryce Abaray, am the newest member of the YGFB family, and damn it feels good. First things first I want to thank my man Kyle for hooking me up with this sweet gig, and secondly I want to let everyone know that I'm here to bring straight fire. I was given this spot on trust and I most definitely wont be letting you guys down. Having said that I want to let you guys know what im about. Im an Architecture major at Wentworth of Technology, I live in Boston and wouldnt trade it for the world, I plan on traveling the world someday. I love basketball and golf (yes its a sport, fuck you), and last but definitely not least I'm currently single and looking to mingle. Damn I havent done this in a while, I feel like I'm writing a Myspace Bio or for our younger readers out there that don't remember myspace thats like your facebook info page just alot more unnecessary. Also blogwise I plan on doing a daily segment on netflix instant movies, cause I'm unemployed and all I do is sit around and watch movies all day, and a bunch of other random stuff like best of lists and maybe a little fashion advice cause you know your boy dresses like he's fresh outta GQ.

Peace, Love, and Rage

Nick Abaray - "Nickname TBD"

YGFB Needs a Girl

           this is my dude Nick

Starting tomorrow, on his 20th birthday, my longtime friend Nick Abaray will be added to the blog. He's been one of my best friends since I was 4, and he's the perfect guy for what YGFB needs right now. With that being said, I think we need a female personality added to the team. If you're interested in joining the team, contact Kyle Farnworth on facebook.

We'll be taking submissions until Friday, when the new YGFB girl will be introduced.




fuego.

Boldy James- Concrete Connie

Not to be redundant, but I can't not post this song by up-and-coming Detroit rapper Boldy James. He's gotta be my favorite rapper right now. He's got a raw delivery, over bass-filled beats. This particular song maintains his street and drug influenced content, focusing on his intimate relationship with the streets. I'm not saying they're the same, for obvious reasons, but it reminds me a lot of Common's "H.E.R." Obviously, that is one of the greatest hip-hop/rap songs of all-time, but each song personifies a culture; hip hop and the streets. Much like Common does with rap, Boldy refers to the ghetto as a loyal girl. His vivid compelling ideologies tell the story of Connie (the hood), who has been with him from the beginning, and will stick by his side through thick and thin. He preaches his love for her, and "she" even sings back to him. His raw delivery, on top of a Christina Aguilera sample creates a great song in "Concrete Connie." Brilliant.

Be sure to check out his mixtape, Trappers Alley: Pros and Cons, dropping soon! It's Concreatures

Game 2 Preview

Must win game for the Bruins.

I know every game is a must win game, but there is no way we come back from 2-0 two straight times in a year.
Three steps in winning game 2.

1. Limit the bleeding.

If Lightning score once, it's ok dont panic, they pressed in game 1 and it cost them. The Bruins won 55 minutes of game 1 and lost. Hockey is a funny sport, big goal streaks win games, and limiting a goal streak helps the chances of winning drastically.

2. Get the puck on net

Missed the net early in the game. A lot! Can't score if it's not on net. If the Bruins put shots on net they win.

3. Tim Thomas!

Most importantly, Tim Thomas needs to stand on his head! Lightning have great offensive talent. If Thomas plays well, and has great saves early and often, they'll get frustrated and will lose their focus.


PREDICTION: Bruins 4 Lightning 3 OT

Double A

Ashton Kutcher to Two and a Half Men

The breaking news in television this week was that the Sheen-less sitcom "Two and a Half Men" have finally found their star replacement, Ashton Kutcher. I personally love the move. Charlie was touring the country and taking the spotlight of the show with him. Chuck Lorre, creator of the show, needed to make a move, so they got Kutcher. Kutcher is just coming off No Strings Attached, which made a decent amount of money. But in my opinion, Aston needs to be on television. He ran with That 70's Show for 8 years, and the guy knows how to act.

Kutcher as Michael Kelso from That 70's Show

My question is, how do they get Charlie out of his own house and get Ashton Kutcher in? I'm thinking maybe Aston is Charlie's illegitamite son from some one night stand, and he comes back to live with his Dad? That'd make him Alan's nephew and Jakes older cousin? But that still doesnt answer how Charlie and Chelsea get out of the house. There are alot of questions for next season of Two and a Half Men, but I've loved that show since it first started. We can only rely on Michael Kelso to come save the day.

fuego.

Big Up Big Up It's A Stick Up!

This had to happen, I've already posted a bunch today, but this had to happen. Biggie Smalls, hands down my favorite rapper, West Coast dont have shit on Biggie. Everything mixed with Biggie is amazing, for example Party in the USA/Party and Bullshit, and this is just another addition to an already amazing list. There are several other Biggie / dub remixes but this is by far the best one I have seen, and it is my personally my favorite Biggie song, Gimme the Loot.

Another great remix by Ratatat

22"s

Lit, A New Innovative Idea In Nightlife

Everyone is familiar or has experienced what the nightlife is in a major city like NYC or Boston. Amherst, being quite a small town, didn't have a great way to experience nightlife until now. Lit, Mezze Lounge and Nightclub is brand new and adding a whole new side to what the nightlife scene in Amherst has to offer. Most people were content with what was available in Amherst and Northampton but Reza Rahmani was not. Rahmani, who graduated from UMass 2004, had a hard time identifying with the night scene in western Massachusetts. He wanted a club similar to those in NYC and Amherst just didn't offer that. He was reaching much further outside of the Berkshires to satisfy his desired nightlife.

This is where the idea for Lit came from. It is a much more mature crowd where you are treated as you should be, as royalty not cattle. "Lit is unique." Rahmani says, "It has a big city environment in a small town setting." Inside of a college town there are many different people all looking for different things, Rahmani's goal is to keep an already existing crowd, the crowd looking for that alternative nightlife, with in the city limits rather than business moving out to NYC and Boston.

Hopefully by the end of this week the kitchen will be finished and funcitoning allowing for the Mezze Lounge to sport its one-of-a-kind menu. "It will be simple food with exotic ingredients." The menu will include appetizers like sliders and other gourmet bar food, as well as 4 or 5 main plates.

As far as upcoming events, this weekend there is going to be a Latin night. Be sure join on facebook and attend! Soon after the kitchen opens there is going to live entertainment from local artists and towards the end of the Summer a Red Carpet Event.
"If you have ever wondered what it is like to be treated like a star or royalty, come to Lit and you will be treated as such."
For booking and events call Taleen:
413-320-6322

22"s

Help is on the Way

Great song by Rise Against and it's a phenomenal music video. This is their first single off their sixth album titled "Endgame". Makes you think about how life was actually like for the people of New Orleans. Definitely worth checking out.

Hope everyone is having a great day already on summer while I'm sitting in the library studying for a History exam at 7 PM.

fuego.

Nostalgic Crushes, Vol. 2

I know I said I'd be doing these weekly but I changed my mind. I'm gonna do them every couple days till I run out of people because I have some pretty good ideas in my head. But honestly, it doesn't get much better than Kimberly from the Power Rangers (aka Amy Jo Johnson). The Pink Ranger was the longest surviving female character, and she was the first to defeat a monster by herself. Not to mention she was gorgeous.

THEN

NOW

I hate to admit that the Pink Ranger was my favorite but secretly she was. I mean a girl who looks like that and can still kick ass is pretty perfect if you ask me. And honestly I think she looks even better today then she did back in her days as Kimberly. Kowabunga.

General Consensus for Amy Jo Johnson: Definetly Still a babe.

fuego.

Teach Me How To Dougie

The Dougie, a new popular form of dancing involving putting your arms out and moving side to side was popularized by the Cali Swag District. Unfortunately on the 15th tragedy struck the Cali Swag District group. M Bone, a member was gunned down in Inglewood California. He was sitting in his car outside a liquor store when "Another car pulled alongside, gunshots were fired, and the victim was struck twice in the head," Lt. James Madia said. As of now there isn't a motive but TMZ seems to think it was the result of a jealous man in a "twitter war" with M Bone over a girl.


We will Dougie in your memory, RIP M Bone.

22"s

Gal Gadot

I just watched the new fast and furious movie which was, as always, sick. The movie was going along as it has before when a character from the last movie was re-introduced, Gisele Harabo. I was surprised that I had missed her before, and was definitely not going to miss her a second time. Gal Gadot is an Israeli model/actress and she is smoking! Just thought y'all should know.

A Woman's Job by movieclips

22"s

TAP OUT!

Fair warning, the guy doesn't actually "almost die" like it says in the video title, but he does get put the fuck to sleep. I've trained in MMA for a couple months, and I've seen kids that want to act tough and not tap out because they think they can take it. Not saying this is what this guy was trying to do, but c'mon man!  All it takes is one simple tap. This can't be good for your brain.

fuego.

Summer Playlist

The first full week of Summer has arrived and I can't think of anything better than relaxing and jamming. So here are a few great upbeat songs I've compiled and will be rock to, and so should you.

All Summer Long - Kid Rock


Double Vision - 3oh!3


Love Is My Religion - Ziggy Marley


Mr Jones - Counting Crows


Soak Up The Sun - Sheryl Crow

The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars

Young, Wild, and Free - Wiz & Snoop


Beverly Hills - Weezer


Party And Bullshit In The USA - Notorious vs Cyrus


Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

22"s

What Not To Do: Part 3

This week apparently what not to do is be an American. Dont get me wrong, and these videos are a little older, around 4 years, but this is about a satirical news show called CNNNN from Australia. CNNNN, an award winning TV show popular in the UK and Australia, decided to take to the streets and interview americans with simple everyday questions. Granted they probably talked to hundreds of people, filtered out the ones who had correct normal answers, and showed the ones with stupid comical answers. The stupid answers still scare me. When asked what country should the U.S. invade next people said things like Iran and Iraq, ok logical answers based on past events but with the names of countries rearranged and Iraq written where Australia is and given a pin to place on the map several people put the pin on Australia. Ok it says Iraq but you should know that the entire continent of Australia has nothing to do with the Middle East. This is highly depressing.


In this video when asked what year 9/11 happened 33% of the Americans polled didn't know. Some didn't even know the day and month.
So basically my advise for this week is don't be too stupid, maybe learn something this week cause we all know school is over and it is time to let those cobwebs take over and go comatose for the next few months. Broaden your knowledge, read a book, and make sure you know that 9/11 is September 11th 2001. Not October and certainly not August 16th.

22"s

What's the Password?

In my opinion, this is an extremely underrated commercial but it makes me laugh everytime. It's been on for a while, and I think it would go down as a great commercial if it ran during the Super Bowl or something. This one is way funnier than the dog running through the door for Doritios.

fuego.

Idiot Of The Day #2.5

This doesn't quite qualify as an Idiot of the day more like idiot of the year.

My roommate freshman year was quite the interesting head case. In his time he:

1) Decided it was a good idea to dive out a window head first.
2) Broke his phone and disappeared for 36 hours almost resulting in me calling to police and reporting missing persons.
3) Fell asleep while getting head, enough said.
4) Passed out outside the dorms in the bushes.
5) Fell over while hugging a friend resulting in that friend getting stitches on the back of his head and a concussion.
6) Broke or lost about 5 phones
7) Decided to get down on all fours and yell Vagina as loud as possible in the hallway then almost broke a friends knee running away.
8) My personal favorite, thought it would be a great idea to put on a woman's swimsuit and build a slip-n-slide in the hallway with dish soap and a black tarp.

It was a great idea until half a bottle of Absolut was added into the equation.
Absolut + slip-n-slide = hospital visit with a major cut above the eye. Upon walking back from one of the slides he slipped and smacked his face on a door frame.

The whole time he was in the hospital he was commenting on the nurses breasts and doing sit-ups. This occurred on his birthday, Solid.

There are plenty other stories but those are my highlights. But though all that, somehow, he was awarded with a Most Improved Award from his athletic team.

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Nostalgic Crushes, Vol 1

Every week I will be doing the Nostalgic Crush of the week, to bring the guys of YGFB back in time to check out the women you KNOW you had a crush on back in the day. Couldn't start off these posts with anybody better then Wendy Peffercorn (aka Marley Shelton).

THEN

                     

       

      

NOW

"and every summer there she is, oiling... oiling..."

I know Squints wasn't the only guy who wanted to kiss Wendy Peffercorn back in the day, and honestly I don't blame him. She was the babe of all babes, and she got pretty famous for just being in one scene of "The Sandlot". The movie had absolutely nothing to do with her, but in a way she made the movie. There's just something about lifeguards, I guess.

General Consensus for Marley Shelton? Still a babe.

fuego.

Idiot Of The Day #2

Dear Asshole,

There is no need to yell at the Dunkin' Donuts workers. You are a privileged rich gucci wearing douche that has no need to become upset with who you probably perceive as a lower class, also you were wrong, just accept it and move on.

Cheers
Klique and the D&D employee who doesn't speak english and had no idea what you were yelling at him about.

Feeling like having Iced coffee today from Dunkin', I made my way over to get myself one of those delicious sugary/bitter liquid pieces of heaven. Perfectly content after making an acquaintance at a new store called Got Sole, which y'all should check out, I continued on to D&D. Upon arrival an overweight richly dressed a-hole jostled past me inorder to beat me into the convenience store where D&D was located. I let him pass without really any sort of problem, I was in no rush. He made it up to the counter in a stressed manner and began ordering without anyone even having a chance to look around at him. "2 large hot coffee, no sugar!" He demanded. One of the employees said something in spanish and the second employee began to make the 2 large "Hot" coffees. "Is that all," the man was asked. "Yes" was the gruff response and he handed over his Visa. The 2 "Hot" coffees where handed to him and thats when shit hit the fan.

"Thats not what I ordered! I wanted Iced Coffee, Not HOT!" The man got louder as the statement went on. The cashier said, "I believe you ordered 2 "hot" coffees." I, being noticed by the cashier, nodded my agreement to her statement. At this point the man broke, "I Ordered 2 Iced Coffees! The Customer Is Always Right!" Upon which he through his coffee on the ground, almost ruining my shoes. Startled the cashier hurriedly made 2 Iced coffees while the man began to shout at the 2nd employee who, not an english speaker, had begun to look extremely confused. When the Iced coffees were done the man grabbed them and rushed off buffeting into me for the 2nd time. Without a look back or an apology he push out the door leaving them a mess allover the floor.

What a dick, I can only hope his day got better with a speeding ticket, he deserved it.

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The Latest And Greatest News From YGFB

As we end this week I would like to bring back our top posts and give you some numbers our blog has reached. This is almost the 3rd full week of YGFB since we decided to start it up again after over a year of absence, and in the time we have made pretty amazing leaps and bounds.

Our top 10 posts are:

UMass Going H.A.M.
Slammin' 10
Images From Last Nights Riots
Baseball Slide...Into A Mini Pool
Good For You, Benchwarmers!
Sorry El Pres
ThrowDown for the HoeDown
"Finally, the day has come."
Meet the Favorite Five
What Not To Do: Part 1

We have also gotten views from around the world.
Denmark, UK, Canada, Greece, Hungry, India, Poland, Australia, Belgium, Germany, Norway, France and New Zealand are the ones we have gotten the most views from but we also have clocked many others including South Africa and Chile.

Keep the support coming!

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The Worst Swings

Kevin Youkilis: Oh Baby Youk, You got what I need, Classic.

Youk has always been a fairly solid player with over .390 OBP in the past four years, BA of .292, and a golden glove, but lets be serious, what the hell is going on with his swing? Hands far apart, feet too close, bat pointing over his shoulder. I mean Nomar Garciaparra is pretty awkward to watch hit partially 'cause he takes forever but Youk is a whole 'nother story.

Charles Barkley: What is there to say. I mean honestly, honestly Chuck. The Haney Project is obviously not working, so bad even SNL made fun of you.

Charles breaking his club, video starts around 1:25

Currently a pitching dual in the Yankee Red Sox game. Lets go Yanks!

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Yankees need this one..

As the only New York guy on the blog team, it's my duty to talk about the New York teams when I can to satisfy all the out-of-state students from New York. Therefore, I just want to say how much the Yankees need this game! The Sox are only 4 back!! I feel uncomfortable making it 2 or 3. Red Sox look good, let's keep our distance on top, Let's go Yanks!

Double A

Home is Wherever I'm with You

What an incredible remix to an already incredible song. You guys will love this one. It's definetly worth the listen if you haven't heard it already. I'm just keeping the fire coming with my song posts. I know I have a phenomenal taste in music, you don't have to tell me.

fuego.

Death Cab for Fairey

Shepard Fairey is an awesome street artist most recognized for his iconic Obama face. He also is quite recognized for his Obey Propaganda clothing line with Andre the Giant images everywhere from Boston to Berlin to Tokyo. Most of us know about Death Cab For Cutie with songs like "Soul Meets Body" and "I Will Possess Your Heart."

Well this past week the two artists released a collaborated music video. The Video is entitled "Home Is A Fire." Being a huge Shepard Fairey fan, having several pieces by him including two signed posters and a skateboard deck, and a large portion of my wardrobe from Obey, I am very excited by this video. For those that havent seen it I posted about a movie he was in called "Exit Through The Gift Shop" where he and other proclaimed street artists like Banksy were filmed in action. This is very similar but with the whole idea of it being about, and revolving around, a music video. Hope You like it.


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Freestyle Friday- The Cool Kids

This week's Freestyle Friday features Chicago based hip hop duo, The Cool Kids. This video's been one of my favorites forever. These dudes are dope, and so original. This freestyle sums up their zany, off-the-wall flow and crazy lyrical content. "My imprint is worth more than 9 gold infants"

Tyler, The Creator

Ive been listening to Tyler The Creator for a couple years now and he released his new album, Goblin, this month. He is different, the best way I can describe it is a mix between the '88 flow from The Cool Kids and the angry forceful voice behind Immortal Techinque. He is 20 years old and is working on his third album entitled wolf set to be released next year.

Yonkers by Tyler, The Creator

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Tequila-Soaked Watermelon Recipe

Awesome, absolutely awesome. Great for a hot summer day. Be aware this serves 4 people, so multiply the recipe by at least 5.

1 Seedless watermelon, quartered and cut in 1 inch slices
1 cup of sugar
3/4 cup of water
1/2 cup of tequila
1/4 cup of triple sec
2 limes cut in wedges
salt, whatever kind you want.

Lay watermelon down in a flat tray. Take a bowl and add sugar, water, tequila, and triple sec together. Bring to a boil for about a minute until sugar dissolves. Let it cool for a little then poor over the watermelon. Put in fridge for 45 minutes then take it out, pour a little bit of salt on top, and enjoy.

I am so excited to try this, when we all move back to amherst come visit at my apartment and feast!

Thanks to Krista for the recipe.

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The Morning After..

This is going to be the last Celtics post on YGFB before I enter a period of healing, but this morning I'm honestly just as upset as I was last night, and I have some things I need to get off my chest.

Why'd it have to be LeBron? These past 3 or 4 years we've have a physical and psychological edge over LeBron and he just couldn't beat us. And right now we would have been up 3-2 if it wasn't for that egotistical bastard hitting three-pointers down the stretch. It's disgusting and it makes me want to throw up. And can anyone stand his face after it went it? Like fuck you, LeBron, act like you've been there before.

Stop Calling the Heat "The Big Three". It's disrespectful. The Big Three was Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, and Robert Parish. When Pierce, Allen, and Garnett came together they called them the Big Three because they were CELTICS. They were the second generation Big Three, because they wore the same jersey that Bird and Parish and McHale did. Now all of a sudden we're going to call the Heat the Big Three? Just because three fags who couldn't win a championship on their own decided to stack one team? That's fucked up and thats disrespectful to the Original Big Three and the Celtics in general. The Heat are not and never will be the "Big Three", end of discussion.

I'm excited for the future though. I personally think this is Big Baby's last year in Green, but we haven't seen the last of Delonte and Jeff Green. Along with Rondo, and hopefully a center aquisition, I think we will be OK. Jeff Green showed what I have been waiting for him to show, and Delonte played consistent throughout the playoffs. And how many "Yo Mamma" jokes do you think Delonte was spitting to LeBron all series? If I was him, every time LeBron was at the free throw line I'd talk about his mom.

It's going to be a long, painful off-season. But can we please not make it worse by continuing to talk about Kendrick Perkins? I'm sick of the Perkins talk and it's honestly time to move on. He's on the Thunder, and we have Jeff Green. And when it is all said and done, Jeff Green will be remembered as the best player in that trade. I promise. Now it's time to cheer obnoxiously for the Bulls.

fuego.

Celtics v. Heat Game 5- 4th Quarter

Fourth Quarter: 97-87 Miami

Speechless. I thought Delonte's exclamation dunk on Chris Bosh would propel the Celtics to a victory, forcing the series to shift back to Boston. But I was proven wrong, when James Jones' three pointer to cut the lead to two, and erupted the Miami crowd, and seemingly took all of Boston's energy away from them. Sloppy possessions down the stretch, and a lackluster effort on defense resulted in a stomping y the Heat over the last two minutes. LeBron showed what he had lacked down the stretch all season. It's almost as if he saved it for the playoffs, more specifically Boston.

Fuck. Part of me wants to sit here and cry, because I know in my heart this was it. This was the year, if there'd ever be one. Unfortunately, this is the end of an era; an era that was all too short for Boston fans. Over the past four seasons, the Celtics went from one of the worst teams annually, to one of the NBA's powerhouses. With KG, Pierce and Allen's careers winding down, the Big 3 (fuck you Miami) have hit their peak as a basketball collective. Doc Rivers may very well leave to focus on his family, an issue that arose following last year's finals loss to the Lakers. While Rondo, Baby, and Jeff Green are young, it's hard to replace the physical and emotional beings of numbers 34, 20, and 5. It will be an interesting year next season (if there is one).

Ray Allen is a class act, stayed on the court to congratulate the entire Miami Heat team, shows a lot of respect.

Top Performers:
Boston- Delonte West: 8 points (18 overall)
Miami- LeBron James: 13 points (33 overall)

Y. G. Middle B.

This is a tentative logo I drew today, possibly in the future look for shirts, stickers, and other YGFB merchandise. Sorry for the terrible quality, doing what I can with a laptop camera and poorly lit room. Hope y'all like it.

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Celtics v. Heat Game 5- 3rd Quarter

Third Quarter: 73-71 Boston

Defense and three point shooting. These were the themes of the third quarter. Kevin Garnett and Chris Bosh both brought intensity on the defensive end, with blocked shot, toggled passes and rebounds. Ray Allen, Jeff Green and Paul Pierce all hit three pointers. For Miami, James, Wade and Mike Bibby also hit outside shots, helping them to get the game into a one possession, back-and-forth game.

LeBron came out shooting, and to make matters worse, it didn't take long for Paul Pierce to pick up that fourth foul; less than 4 minutes to be exact. Ray Allen continued his sharp shooting, including a four-point play in the corner. He even showed a little youth, pushing the ball in transition on multiple occasions. However, Dwyane Wade proved once again the Heat are his team. He took the ball to the hoop, created shots, and regained the crowd's attention. The experienced Celtics did a good job reclaiming the lead, and showed signs of that 2008 season. Boston has been consistent on both ends of the ball, something they've failed to do for much of this series.

Where's Chris Bosh?

Just a side thought: Dwyane Wade used to be one of my favorite players, but obviously the way last summer's free agency went down, that changed. Watching him whine and complain to the refs after every possession makes me wonder how I ever rooted for him. I wish the NBA were the way it used to be, where the only fouls called were the ones where guys got hurt. The players today are being sheltered by rules and officiating.

Top Performers:
Boston- Ray Allen: 7 points (18 overall)
Miami- LeBron James: 10 points (20 overall)

Good for you, Benchwarmers!

I stick to my story that as long as you play a pro sport, your wife is a smokeshow. It doesn't matter how good you are at your sport, you just have to be on a team. This list helps me prove that. I give you, the hottest wives of mediocre husbands. Enjoy, I know I sure will.

10) Heidi Hamels, Wife of Phillies' pitcher Cole Hamels

 

Some may know her as Heidi from Survivor, but that's not how Cole Hamels knows her. Apparently being a headcase pitcher who's had two good seasons gets you this.

9) Lisa Dergen, Wife of Blue Jays OF Scott Podsednik

I don't get it. At least Cole Hamels had two good seasons? The only reason I've ever heard of Scott Podsednik is because he was the guy with the funny name that I used to bunt for a hit with in MLB 2007. That's it.

8) Heather Kozar, Wife of retired QB Tim Couch

 

Yeah, you heard me. I said Tim Couch. Proving the fact that if you're a quarterback, you don't have to have any talent whatsoever. You wife up Playmates. End of discussion.

7) Jamie Kotsay, Wife of Brewers OF Mark Kotsay

 

Mark Kotsay has been on 7 teams in his mediocre career. SEVEN different teams. But it doesn't matter what team he's playing for, because he has this at home. Good for you, Mark.

 6) Jennifer Walcott, Wife of retired Safety Adam Archuletta

 

Adam Archuletta wasn't even good enough to have a picture of him on his Wikipedia page. And what is it with these guys with long last names? Podsednik? Archuletta? I'm feeling pretty good about Farnworth right now.

5) Anna Benson, Wife of retired Pitcher Kris Benson

 

Ever heard of Kris Benson? No? Me neither. Apparently he used to pitch. I don't care, but this is his wife. This is the best picture an Orioles hat has ever been in.

4) Rachel Reynolds, former Wife of Josh Booty

 

You know that guy from USC John David Booty? This is his ex-sister-in-law (bunch of dashes)!  Josh Booty played both Pro-Football and Pro-Baseball,. but didn't do anything in either one. Then he lost this former Price is Right Girl. What a shame..

3) Gina Lee Nolin, Wife of retired Defenceman Cale Hulse

 

She's a bit past her prime, but in her day she was an absolute blonde bombshell. And FINALLY we have a hockey player representing. Good for you, Cale Hulse, whoever you are.

2) Carmella DeCesare, Wife of retired QB Jeff Garcia

 

I see you, Jeff Garcia. I see you. His best years in the NFL were with lousy teams, except the one year people thought he had any talent with the Eagles. And how hot of a name is Carmella? Seriously.

 1) Laura Boone, Wife of retired OF Aaron Boone

 

I mean, you hit ONE meaningful home-run in your entire career, and this is the girl you marry? C'mon Aaron Boone, you were never that good! And it was off Tim Wakefield! I could hit a homerun off Tim Wakefield if I got lucky enough. Jeez.

Honorable Mention) Adriana Lima, wife of Serbian Pro Marko Jaric

 

He doesn't count because he plays pro ball in Serbia, but CMON! How could I not include Adriana Lima?

Anybody I missed? Let me know in the comments section and I would be happy to add somebody for you. Enjoy!

fuego.