How bout the police go toe to toe with Ice Cube and see how that ends up.
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Just Some Kids From Massachusetts Colleges With Great Ideas And Funny Things To Say.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Hobart Hoedown.....a bust
Too bad police take all the fun. People under 21 are being arrested, people 21 and over are being carded and under constant scrutiny, being encouraged to stay inside. Now instead of the Hoedown, we have just a normal day of drinking outdoors. But tonight hopefully the fuzz will be focused on Hobart and other stuff will fly, ITS THE LAST FUCKING WEEKEND! Give us a break! We got finals all next week and then we are gone! Just one fucking weekend, is that ok? The police have been cracking down so much harder this entire year than normal. Just back off for one weekend, just one.
Friday, April 29, 2011
NFL DRAFT 2011: Patriots Fans, Luck Could Be on the Way
After watching Round 1 of last nights draft, I was mildly disappointing in the Patriots. With two first round picks, I was excited to see the talent that could come off the board, and fill our need for a pass rusher and a running back. When they took OT Nate Solder with the #17 pick, and then traded #28 for a third second round pick to the Saints, I didn't know what to think. They clearly had an opportunity to move up for Cameron Jordan, and Mark Ingram was sitting at 28 waiting for them. However, I took comfort in the fact that they know a lot more about their team than I do, and these crazy draft day trades usually work out for us.
Then I came up with this scenario.
The Patriots have THREE second round picks tonight, and I can bet you all the money in the world that they will get rid of one or two of these picks. However, I don't think they will get rid of them unless they are getting a first round pick in next years draft by one of the teams looking to move up for a quarterback (possibly Cincinnati, Buffalo, etc). If they get a first-round pick for next year, that would give them three (their own, NO from last night, and the one they'd acquire). THREE first-round picks. They could easily package two of them and move up to the most coveted spot in the draft, the number one overall pick.
Andrew Luck, QB Stanford, if he would have came out this year, would have been the number one pick in this draft. He is by far the best player in college football. He completed over 70% of his passes last year at Stanford, and threw for 32 touchdowns. His passer rating was sky-high, at 170.2. Think about having this stud quarterback be mentored by Tom Brady, one of the all-time greats, just like Aaron Rodgers was mentored by Brett Farve. Rodgers turned out to be a pretty good pro, wouldn't you say?
So don't panic because we didn't take a pass rusher in the first-round. The draft is DEEP with pass rushers, and I would expect them to take one with one of their second round picks tonight. Watch the draft tonight, on ESPN.
PS- Good luck to Jordan Todman tonight, you're representing Dartmouth well.
Then I came up with this scenario.
The Patriots have THREE second round picks tonight, and I can bet you all the money in the world that they will get rid of one or two of these picks. However, I don't think they will get rid of them unless they are getting a first round pick in next years draft by one of the teams looking to move up for a quarterback (possibly Cincinnati, Buffalo, etc). If they get a first-round pick for next year, that would give them three (their own, NO from last night, and the one they'd acquire). THREE first-round picks. They could easily package two of them and move up to the most coveted spot in the draft, the number one overall pick.
Andrew Luck, QB Stanford, if he would have came out this year, would have been the number one pick in this draft. He is by far the best player in college football. He completed over 70% of his passes last year at Stanford, and threw for 32 touchdowns. His passer rating was sky-high, at 170.2. Think about having this stud quarterback be mentored by Tom Brady, one of the all-time greats, just like Aaron Rodgers was mentored by Brett Farve. Rodgers turned out to be a pretty good pro, wouldn't you say?
So don't panic because we didn't take a pass rusher in the first-round. The draft is DEEP with pass rushers, and I would expect them to take one with one of their second round picks tonight. Watch the draft tonight, on ESPN.
PS- Good luck to Jordan Todman tonight, you're representing Dartmouth well.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Conference Semi's Preview: BOS v. MIA
Official as of last night, the playoff series that everyone wanted to see will happen, when those scumbags that call themselves the Miami Heat take on my squad, the Boston Celtics. The series kicks off May 1st at 3:30 down in Miami. Heres why I'm not as concerned with the series as other Celtics fans seem to be...
1) Rajon Rondo vs. Mike Bibby- Rajon Rondo is the key to how far the Celtics make it in this post-season. Our season is on his shoulders to distribute the ball to the Big Three. Mid to late regular season, it was a strugg-fest for Rondo, but he seemed to get his groove back going against an inferior PG in Tony Douglas (once Chauncy Billups got injured). Mike Bibby is a veteran, but he is also inferior to Rajon, who will exploit him throughout the series.
2) LeChoke- I don't know if you guys noticed, but the Heat can't hit a buzzer beater, or any clutch shot whatsoever. They are not going to blow out the Celtics, they simply don't have the depth. I predict every game to be close, and to win close games you have to hit clutch shots. Look at Games 1&2 of the Knicks series. Celtics have Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen hit incredible clutch shots to get their teams the tight win. Expect more of that in this series.
3) Jeff Green and Jermaine O'Neil- These two Celtics will play pivotal roles in this series. Even though the Celtics traded Kendrick 'Abdul-Jabbar' Perkins, we won't see a colossal big man down in Miami. I think Jermaine, though old and rusty, is the best center n this series. And while Kevin Garnett occupies Chris Bosh, J.O will have to grab some big boards and get the ball to the playmakers. Also, expect Jeff Green to finally come out of his shell this series. Looking back, Celtics fans will remember this Jeff Green like we remember James Posey from the '07 run to the title. Quote me.
4) REST- Boston has all the playoff experience a team can need, and sweeping the Knicks was the best thing they could have done. A team like this, old, experienced, and riddled by injuries, needed as much rest as possible, and that was exactly what they got. Now their experience can come into play against a Miami team going through their first playoffs as a team.
Though Miami assembled their super-team, the run ends here.
Prediction: BOS 4-2
1) Rajon Rondo vs. Mike Bibby- Rajon Rondo is the key to how far the Celtics make it in this post-season. Our season is on his shoulders to distribute the ball to the Big Three. Mid to late regular season, it was a strugg-fest for Rondo, but he seemed to get his groove back going against an inferior PG in Tony Douglas (once Chauncy Billups got injured). Mike Bibby is a veteran, but he is also inferior to Rajon, who will exploit him throughout the series.
2) LeChoke- I don't know if you guys noticed, but the Heat can't hit a buzzer beater, or any clutch shot whatsoever. They are not going to blow out the Celtics, they simply don't have the depth. I predict every game to be close, and to win close games you have to hit clutch shots. Look at Games 1&2 of the Knicks series. Celtics have Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen hit incredible clutch shots to get their teams the tight win. Expect more of that in this series.
3) Jeff Green and Jermaine O'Neil- These two Celtics will play pivotal roles in this series. Even though the Celtics traded Kendrick 'Abdul-Jabbar' Perkins, we won't see a colossal big man down in Miami. I think Jermaine, though old and rusty, is the best center n this series. And while Kevin Garnett occupies Chris Bosh, J.O will have to grab some big boards and get the ball to the playmakers. Also, expect Jeff Green to finally come out of his shell this series. Looking back, Celtics fans will remember this Jeff Green like we remember James Posey from the '07 run to the title. Quote me.
4) REST- Boston has all the playoff experience a team can need, and sweeping the Knicks was the best thing they could have done. A team like this, old, experienced, and riddled by injuries, needed as much rest as possible, and that was exactly what they got. Now their experience can come into play against a Miami team going through their first playoffs as a team.
Though Miami assembled their super-team, the run ends here.
Prediction: BOS 4-2
Dubstep Naiton
The is no other way to say it than dubstep took america by force. Within a matter of weeks the internet was over run with dubstep remixes of popular songs.
Steve Aoki - Turbulence (not quite considered dub but its a sick song Ive been hooked on)
and the one who is becoming recognized as the king of dub:
and finally, in my opinion the "original" dubstep. More glitch hop but these guys were the first:
edIT, Ooah, Kraddy, and Boreta. Kraddy left the group but he's still sick.
listen and enjoy
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Bust A Rhyme
Chris Brown, even though I personally hate him and have no respect for him, I respect his music. He often has sick beats, sick moves, and always has great collaborations. In his most recent song Look At Me Now (link embedded) he has a pretty sweet verse but Busta Rhymes comes in and straight kills it. Busta, being one of the first rappers I remember actually liking, is acknowledged as one of the fastest rappers alive and is always having amateurs come in and cover his verses proving they can rap fast too. Some only last a little while, some do the whole verse but lose tempo and stumble, but while avoiding writing my Art History paper and messing around on stumbleupon I came across possibly the best rerecording of a Busta verse I have ever heard. Pat Noonan comes in with a mic, pool table, drum set, and a Violin and murders it.
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YEAHHH!!
Subban's a bitch, Gianta is a traitor, and the whole Canadian squad can go home.
P.S. Subban might have had the worst flop of all time.
FIRE MCSHAY!!
DUMBASS!!!!
Patrick Peterson to #11 to the Texans!?!? C'mon Man!!! You should lose your job!!
**If Peterson is not a top 10 pick, I will funnel 12 ounces of vodka and record it. Farnzy will record it for proof.**
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
So the Bruins won Game 7 (which I'm sure Double A will blog about later), and I don't think anyone is more excited than Jack Edwards, the Bruins play by play announcer. I feel like this is what smart people ramble about when their trashed.
Does anyone know what "imperious conceit" means?
Does anyone know what "imperious conceit" means?
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
HumancentiPad
Human centipede, quite possibly the most disgusting movie I have ever seen. In case you aren't familiar, a creepy scientist captures 3 people and connects them ass to mouth via the digestion system, foul. But tonight in 35 minutes to be exact the new season of South Park starts with the episode entitled "HumancentiPad" classic as always. Tune in, comedy central, 10pm!
On a different note, Bruins 3 - Canadians (america's hat) 2. DO WORK!
Respect the Garden!
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ThrowDown for the HoeDown
There are many rumors circling around HH this year. These are the more popular ones I have heard:
2) Only 21+ allowed
3) The Police are putting a barrier up
4) The Police called the residents' parents and landlords to prevent the party
5) Police from Springfield are being hired for backup
6) The residents couldn't get a permit for the party
Regardless of all these rumors people are going to show up.
Dont pull this shit. Dont throw bottles. Dont be a dumbass.
Bring a backpack loaded with brewskis, a dizzybat, polish horseshoes, whatever floats your boat.
Get wasted, get dirty, Ill be there as should you.
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Well That Fucking Sucked!
Bruins 0-5 in close out games in 11 months... 5 CLOSE OUT GAMES!!! How do you expect to make noise if you can't finish off an inferior opponent? In the history of the Panthers, Predators, Wild, and Blue Jackets have less close out games in the organizations history then the Bruins have had the past 11 months..
Good news: Coming back tonight, so there is less time to think about choking once again..
Tonight's Prediction: Bruins 4 Habs 1
P.S. What scares me is the Habs are 7-1 in elimination games dating back to last year.. Bruins 0-5 in last 5 close out games.. Hey, something's got to give eh?
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Welcome to the Louisiana Bayou!
I'm not sure how much the readers of YGFB watch television, but I'm about to turn you on to one of the greatest shows in the history of television. 'Swamp People' is on its second season on the history channel, and it airs every Thursday at 9 o'clock for an hour. I know you're thinking "Who the fuck would want to watch a show like this?" but trust me, its pretty epic. It's about these hicks from Louisiana, and their job is to HUNT ALLIGATORS. Yeah, you heard me, they hunt alligators that are overpopulating, and kill them. One guy even catches them with his barehands, alive. It's must see television. This guy you are about to meet, his name is Bruce. He hunts with only himself, and his dog Tyler. One episode, Bruce fell in while battling an 11 foot alligator, and instead of getting eaten, he wrestled the thing, and pulled out a pistol and killed him.
This is Bruce. He's G'd up from the feet up. Watch Swamp People.
This is Bruce. He's G'd up from the feet up. Watch Swamp People.
Shit, Shower, Stoop
Today, in Amherst Massachusetts, is a beautiful day. The Bruins are going for the win, I don't have any classes, and it's upwards of 75 degrees. Nothing better to do than put on my flippy-floppys, cut off T, grab a burrito, and go stoop. For those unfamiliar with the word stoop, since it has been an impossible task all semester what with the hundreds of feet of snow and rain we have been receiving, stooping is the act of sitting on the porch, stairs, or any sort of outdoor resting spot.
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p.s. if you dont go outside you suck
TIMMEEHHH Time!
So tonight is game 6 of what might be the best playoff hockey series in the past 2 decades in Boston. Which is pretty remarkable, considering last year the Bruins pissed off a lot of new fans off by pulling that shit against the Flyers. Luckily, the Bruins are back and have to whole city buzzing. Not the caliber of the Celtic buzz, but slowly creeping towards it.
I am going to tell you 3 reasons why the Bruins are going to make more noise than last year and not pull the same shit.
3. Last year's shit, good luck getting people to follow the Bruins during the regular season next year if you pull this shit again.
2. Bergeron, Horton, and Krejci, all of the players were out last year for the playoffs, and these guys are tough as balls and can kill penelties. If you fuck with them, they'll kick your ass too. Tough ass hell, and if they can't beat you up, they could just get Chara to paralyze you like that douche from Montreal.
1. TIM FUCKING THOMAS!! I like to compare a goalie to the complete bench for basketball. Every championship basketball team the past dozen or so years looks back and says, "wow the bench really one us a game or two every series when our stars weren't 100%" Well its the same way with goaltending. Last year Rask played ok, but just ok. He never left us saying, "wow he won us the game." Rask had several opportunities to win us the series in Game 4, 6, and defiantly 7 against the Flyers. Thomas already has put the team his back and won us Game 3 and 5 this series alone. Bruins would be out if Tukka was playing I promise you that. As long as Thomas plays well, the sky is limit with this Bruins team.
Tonight's Prediction: BOSTON 3 Canadians 2 - OT , Thomas 35-40 saves.
Let's put a TIMMEEHHH tribute video to get us in the mood for tonight's game!
Top 5 reasons why Twitter will surpass Facebook
5. Facebook is on the decline, while Twitter is still expanding and growing.
4. People are already putting #trends on Facebook statuses.
3. Facebook causes drama, while Twitter never has. The only drama is calling Sammi Sweetheart a slut and knowing she read it.
2. Once you make a twitter account, it becomes impossible to stop. It's more addicting than nicotine, once you start it you want people to know what your doing at all times.
1. Charlie Sheen has a twitter.
Honorable Mention: There are so many more things Twitter can do. Once they install a "twitter-chat", Facebook is going down.
Watch it happen, make one, and follow us at www.twitter.com/yourgirlfav
4. People are already putting #trends on Facebook statuses.
3. Facebook causes drama, while Twitter never has. The only drama is calling Sammi Sweetheart a slut and knowing she read it.
2. Once you make a twitter account, it becomes impossible to stop. It's more addicting than nicotine, once you start it you want people to know what your doing at all times.
1. Charlie Sheen has a twitter.
Honorable Mention: There are so many more things Twitter can do. Once they install a "twitter-chat", Facebook is going down.
Watch it happen, make one, and follow us at www.twitter.com/yourgirlfav
Lupe The Rhyming Ape
Monday, April 25, 2011
Do You? Do You!?!?!
Rob and Big, possibly the best television show ever. New episode currently on Mtv.
my favorite clip
Worst Stand Up of ALL TIME!
How embarrassing is this? Why did his people let him do this? You're roasting a 7 billion dollar man who is running for president. You are the laughing stock of the country, and you pull this shit off? What makes things worse is that he actually thought he did well after the show.. I can't believe this douchebag grosses over 3 million a year, and im stuck working summers just to get by.. I'm sick of seeing this guy on commercials and shit other then the Shore.. Do as all the favor, stick to getting drunk and acting like a fool as we laugh at you, don't try to go into different types of entertainment. This is like a funny fat kid that loses a shit ton of weight and says the same shit and expects to be funny.. It's not funny anymore, its just awkward as hell...
Young Khalifa, Mr Spacely, Mr Blow it by the O
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Wiz Khalifa is getting huge now, but I honestly find it upsetting because, in my opinion, his music is worse than ever. Back in the day, Khalifa was dropping fire mixtapes, and kids who really listened to him digged his chill laid back attitude. But now, his second (not his first) album dropped, and kids are going wild over some mediocre Wiz. I would just like to introduce some music to these new Taylors. Kush and Orange Juice mixtape.
You Got Iced By Your Fridge Bro!
Smirnoff Ice, mans best friend. Its a way to get free alcohol from your idiot friends. Unfortunately having ill intentions left me with permanent damage to my right 2nd toe. An Ice fell out of my fridge, shattered, and shot glass through the top my foot slicing it to the bone. It cut though several nerves and damaged a tendon. I have lost most the feeling in it and it doesn't bend properly. Just an average wednesday at the Zoo.Do Work, and stay away from Ice, they are bad for you, literally.
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Will Ferrell For President
Picked up quite possibly the best shirt ever yesterday. As you might recognize, Will Ferrell, Frank the Tank, whatever you wanna refer to this as, from Old School. Classic.
http://twitter.com/#!/WilIFerrell
follow him on Twitter, he's hilarious!!
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Dear Readers,
This blog need a breath of fresh air. Lets get it rolling again. Perfect time to as well. Boston sports are kicking ass, summer is coming, and unfortunately it is raining so what better to do than chill inside, watch some athletics and read your girlfriends favorite blog.
Do work! New Rob Dyrdek Fantasy Factory on tonight! 1030, Be there
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