Ugliest Players In Sport

Watching pro sport events is one of the most entertaining things we can do. There is nothing better then sitting down with a beer or two, or eight, and watch the big game. However, the more we get into the game, the more annoying it is to see ugly pro athletes excel. (In the case of Sheldon Williams, not excel on the pro level.) As a man, it kills to see the winning goal or shot be made by a man that you would not associate yourself with. It gets you thinking on why you couldn't be blessed with that talent, but that sasquatch can! The most annoying thing is knowing that guy is going to bring home an attractive girl, just because of it. Figure if Sheldon Williams can get Candice Parker, maybe I could get Jessica Alba, or Scarlet Johansson. The thing that really confuses me is how I can honestly say if a girl is so bad looking I can barely look at her, then by God, I will not fuck her just because she can make a few 3 pointers in a WNBA game. I have no idea what these girls are thinking! I guess that goes to show you why if you're born really ugly, and want to lose your virginity to someone other than a hooker, you better get nasty at some type of sport. I have done some surveys and ask a couple questions with my friends, and random people over the past few days and I have made a list of the UGLIEST player in each of the four main pro sports. This list is debatable, but there is no arguing that these men are hard to look at.

NBA- Sheldon Williams, yes thats the one on the left of the picture. Thanks to UNC fans pointing this out, he looks just like chewbacka from Star Wars. He doesn't even have what some like to call a "human" face. He played college ball at Duke, and he married to one

of the hottest girls Candace Parker. He does nothing for the pro game of basketball, and personally makes me sick just looking at him.

CURRENT TEAM: Boston Celtics

MLB- Randy Johnson, he is one of the best lefty pitchers of all-time. Yet, again it's so hard to root for him considering he's a prick, AND you can barely look at him!

CURRENT TEAM: Free Agent

NHL- Evgeni Malkin, one of the best players in the league, but pisses me off how nasty he is because he's so hard to look at. If you think he's bad, you should look at his mother.

CURRENT TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins

NFL- Marshawn Lynch, this was probably the hardest sport to choose from because there are a lot of ugly dudes in the NFL, but due to the mug shot of Lynch, he takes the cake. Lynch sucks at life in general, and his looks don't help a thing.

CURRENT TEAM: Buffalo Bills