#9 Komondor Dog
We start off with possibly the oddest coat of a hair found on a dog in the komondor dog. It is the largest amount of hair found in the canine family and as you can plainly see looks like it belongs wiping down my kitchen.#8 Theridion Grallatora
Yep you aren't seeing things. Its a fucking smiley face on a spider. The only guess as to how the spider got to be like that is that mother nature had a bad acid trip.
Yep you aren't seeing things. Its a fucking smiley face on a spider. The only guess as to how the spider got to be like that is that mother nature had a bad acid trip. #7 Axolotl
It's actually kinda cute in a weird sort of way. The axolotl is a type of Mexican neotenic mole salamander. For whatever messed up reason, the larvae don't go through metamorphosis and remain looking like that weird thing above this text.
The remaining six animals may give you nightmares for nights to come. We kick off the creepiness with the tarsier. Rumor has it if you make eye contact with it in real life you implode instantly. Not much description is needed of it after just looking in those eyes.
It's actually kinda cute in a weird sort of way. The axolotl is a type of Mexican neotenic mole salamander. For whatever messed up reason, the larvae don't go through metamorphosis and remain looking like that weird thing above this text.#6 Tarsier
The remaining six animals may give you nightmares for nights to come. We kick off the creepiness with the tarsier. Rumor has it if you make eye contact with it in real life you implode instantly. Not much description is needed of it after just looking in those eyes.#5 Deep Sea Hatchetfish
The look on these fish faces makes me want to hit my face repeatedly with a hatchet (get it!? HATCHETfish!?). It is apparent where souls tortured in hell take refuge - in these fish. I'm sure the only reason you cannot hear their screams is because luckily they are underwater.
I know what you're thinking, "What the hell is that thing and where is its face!?" I've got bad news for you: it is a soul sucking mole that actually lives in the Northeast United States. Screw eastern equine encephalitis virus (EEE), this demon creature is a much bigger threat to humanity.
Another creature apparently possessed by a demon. The mata mata turtle is the closest thing we have to Bowser in nature. Luckily its not known to prey on humans.
The look on these fish faces makes me want to hit my face repeatedly with a hatchet (get it!? HATCHETfish!?). It is apparent where souls tortured in hell take refuge - in these fish. I'm sure the only reason you cannot hear their screams is because luckily they are underwater. #4 Star Nosed Mole
I know what you're thinking, "What the hell is that thing and where is its face!?" I've got bad news for you: it is a soul sucking mole that actually lives in the Northeast United States. Screw eastern equine encephalitis virus (EEE), this demon creature is a much bigger threat to humanity.#3 Mata Mata Turtle
Another creature apparently possessed by a demon. The mata mata turtle is the closest thing we have to Bowser in nature. Luckily its not known to prey on humans.#2 Promachoteuthis Sulcus
It is a human mouth surrounded by tenticles, yet also looks like a monster from some cheap Japanese cartoon porn. This creature is actually a type of squid. The teeth are really lips that cover the more normal-looking beak of the squid.
It could quite possibly be the creepiest, most weird-ass animal ever. It is a lemur that lives in Madagascar and uses its creepy fingers to find grubs to eat. This animal looks like someone gave a rat crystal meth and released it into the jungle. Another possible source for this fucked up creature is that it was born in the vagina of a prostitute. Either explanation would satisfy my scared shitless curiosity. Even though it is so ugly, since it is endangered were legally required to give a shit about it. I wouldn't be upset if we killed them all.
It is a human mouth surrounded by tenticles, yet also looks like a monster from some cheap Japanese cartoon porn. This creature is actually a type of squid. The teeth are really lips that cover the more normal-looking beak of the squid.#1 Aye Aye
It could quite possibly be the creepiest, most weird-ass animal ever. It is a lemur that lives in Madagascar and uses its creepy fingers to find grubs to eat. This animal looks like someone gave a rat crystal meth and released it into the jungle. Another possible source for this fucked up creature is that it was born in the vagina of a prostitute. Either explanation would satisfy my scared shitless curiosity. Even though it is so ugly, since it is endangered were legally required to give a shit about it. I wouldn't be upset if we killed them all.Magnus, t.C.
we want MAGNUSSSS.
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